Life Lessons

Some days you just need to get outside your head and vent.

Sometimes you just need to let out all the stuff in your head. When you do you would be amazed the things you can conclude.


Who am I? How do you sort how you feel Vs. how someone makes you feel?

Who am I? Is who I want to be true, or is it just what someone else makes me feel I should feel like? Ever been faced with if you can trust your own head?


Apparently I made my Husband a pissy, depressed, pussy...

Have you ever fucked someone up so bad, you start to hate who they have become? Yep, you guessed it, I have! To at least one person in my life that I am aware of.


Part #2, the verbal hiccup that never went away.

When I told my mother that I felt she verbally abused me as a child, she said “who me? The only thing wrong with your childhood was your sexuality!”


"Mom, That Pill Bottle Isn't Corn!"

Have you ever watched a parent eat scissors like corn on the cob? I have. Have you seen a parent gum a pill bottle till the paper started coming off? I have.


Have you ever saved someone's life, and they get mad at you?

Have you ever come to the conclusion that you were going to lose someone you loved because they were going to do something to cause their life to end? I have…


Late Night Pot Epiphanies

Okay, so I vape pot. I do it at night for my sleep and because it makes me horny lol. I started about a year and a  half ago when Xander and I went to Vegas to get married. We enjoyed it enough to start doing it when we got home.


Swing Batter, Batter Swingers...Wait What?

So when you reach a point in your life, you end up needing something “more” in the bedroom department. Now I am not saying what I have at home isn’t good because it is, it does everything I need and of recent more! So that isn’t it at all. it is almost like you mature and realize that you can love someone else and still have sex with someone else. But Naudia aren’t you jealous? Yes, I am but it is because I am insecure in myself and not our relationship.


NO ONE puts baby in the corner!!!

Dirty Dancing is by far in my top 10 all-time favorite movies for sure. As I am sure a lot of girls are the same way. However, that line will forever be etched in my head, as I thought boy that must be what it is like to be in love! I was 6 or 7 when I thought this, so think just how impossible my standards were from a little kid and forward.


Coloring books, relax you? They saved my life

Did you color as a kid? I did all the time. To the point that it molded me as a kid that way. I colored so much it feels like that was my favorite toy as a kid. I would think back to toys I had as a kid and they are very limited.

Call Her Mama

Bitch, better have my money! $$$

So, let’s start again from the beginning. I wrote this like an almost full blog about this, saved it and when I came back to finish it, the blog was gone. So, from now on I will be writing all my blogs in word and not on the website itself and then I will just copy and paste over.
Now back to the topic at hand.
When you are a kid there are only a few times a year when you get excited to receive things. Here are some of them.