Life Lessons

Some days you just need to get outside your head and vent.

Some days you just need to get outside your head and vent. 1000 833 admin
Sometimes you just need to let out all the stuff in your head. When you do you would be amazed the things you can conclude. read more

Who am I? How do you sort how you feel Vs. how someone makes you feel?

Who am I? How do you sort how you feel Vs. how someone makes you feel? 1000 1000 admin
Who am I? Is who I want to be true, or is it just what someone else makes me feel I should feel like? Ever been faced with if you can trust your own head? read more

Apparently I made my Husband a pissy, depressed, pussy…

Apparently I made my Husband a pissy, depressed, pussy… 999 1000 Naudia
Have you ever fucked someone up so bad, you start to hate who they have become? Yep, you guessed it, I have! To at least one person in my life that I am aware of. read more

“Mom, That Pill Bottle Isn’t Corn!”

“Mom, That Pill Bottle Isn’t Corn!” 1000 667 Naudia
Have you ever watched a parent eat scissors like corn on the cob? I have. Have you seen a parent gum a pill bottle till the paper started coming off? I have. read more
Words have power

I’m the Facebook failure…

I’m the Facebook failure… 1000 666 Naudia
Or So My Mother Says read more

Have you ever saved someone’s life, and they get mad at you?

Have you ever saved someone’s life, and they get mad at you? 1000 631 Naudia
Have you ever come to the conclusion that you were going to lose someone you loved because they were going to do something to cause their life to end? I have… read more

Late Night Pot Epiphanies

Late Night Pot Epiphanies 1000 596 Naudia
Okay, so I vape pot. I do it at night for my sleep and because it makes me horny lol. I started about a year and a  half ago when Xander and I went to Vegas to get married. We enjoyed it enough to start doing it when we got home. read more

Swing Batter, Batter Swingers…Wait What?

Swing Batter, Batter Swingers…Wait What? 1210 2048 sfadmin
So when you reach a point in your life, you end up needing something “more” in the bedroom department. Now I am not saying what I have at home isn’t good because it is, it does everything I need and of recent more! So that isn’t it at all. it is almost like you mature and realize that you can love someone else and still have sex with someone else. But Naudia aren’t you jealous? Yes, I am but it is because I am insecure in myself and not our relationship. read more
Stack of disposable paper mugs

The Bush Tower Of Piza

The Bush Tower Of Piza 1000 668 Naudia
“Hi, my name is Naudia, and my mother is an alcoholic.” “Hi Naudia” everyone says back in unison. My mother became an alcoholic when I was the age of 7/8. Her relationship of 13 years ended and she apparently couldn’t cope, so she started drinking and gambling. read more

Am I this mother fucking crazy or are people making me?

Am I this mother fucking crazy or are people making me? 667 1000 Naudia
I swear to the gods just fucking be considerate of other mother fucking people. Quit making me doubt mother fucking everything I do. I don’t deserve that shit. Ok ok, I’m sure you guys are all ten times confused right now. As am, I. Do you have common courtesy? read more

Hump Day and Couch Arms.

Hump Day and Couch Arms. 1000 667 Naudia
So this will be a fun story to tell. This my friends is the tale of how I got my first orgasm. As a young girl, I have always been somewhat sexually oriented. From looking at my grandpa’s playboy’s at like 5 ( See Blog ) to losing my virginity at the age of 14. ( Liars, Traitors, and Periods-Oh MY!) Why I am not sure, maybe something was just not wired right in me. My mother did smoke with me when she was pregnant, so it is possible. My husband’s Mom smoked with him and he was born with only one functional lung. read more

Depression and my 50 shades of fuckery.

Depression and my 50 shades of fuckery. 400 350 sfadmin
I have lived with depression for almost 21 years. Wow, that just blew my mind to think of, to be honest. Its something I will always have, the difference being that it can be managed with medication and taking care of yourself physically and mentally. I know I just sounded like a freaking commercial. read more

The Truck Driver, and Girl Scout Cookies.

The Truck Driver, and Girl Scout Cookies. 612 612 sfadmin
During My Second Time Around In 3rd Grade ( See Annnnnd The Domino Has Been Tipped Over ) I Spent That Year At My Grandparents. read more
Happy young people riding a roller coaster

“ You’re like a roller coaster of emotions”

“ You’re like a roller coaster of emotions” 1000 667 sfadmin
music is the soul and often the face of our moods. I am greatly affected by music, it has always been a large part of my life. I got my first stereo system at around 6 yrs old. It was huge and had a record player on top and a tape deck on the front. If I was in my room I always had music playing from that point on. read more

Annnnnd the domino has been tipped over….

Annnnnd the domino has been tipped over…. 1000 667 sfadmin
3rd grade was a super hard year for me as a kid. There is a lot of things that I believe in sculpted my personality/life. That was the year that my mother’s long-standing boyfriend/fiance left after 13 yrs they decided to call it quits. I was having a hard time in school, and very very much disliked my teacher, Mrs. Canyon. That was also the year my mom started drinking. read more

Mornings Are My Achilles Heel In Life, Relationships, And All Other Aspects.

Mornings Are My Achilles Heel In Life, Relationships, And All Other Aspects. 1000 667 Naudia
So, I have never really liked mornings for as long as I can remember. For multiple reasons as you will soon find out. I will give you some insight into how my dislike/hatred for mornings may come from. But also to show how it affects almost every aspect of my life. read more

My Boyfriends Used to come with backup plans.

My Boyfriends Used to come with backup plans. 1000 667 sfadmin
Ok, so the thing that you till learn is later in life I will learn that I am two-faced literally and physically. So, with that being said, I can not continue with the story. read more

Liars, Traitors, and Periods-Oh MY!

Liars, Traitors, and Periods-Oh MY! 1000 562 Naudia
Picture this Sicily 1942… Yes, I am A huge golden girls fan. But no picture the year is 1998 in a small city of North East Ohio. I as a 14-year-old teenager. Boobs were already a nice asset (Sometimes a curse.) and I have always had a kinda nicer butt. read more