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Apparently I made my Husband a pissy, depressed, pussy…

Apparently I made my Husband a pissy, depressed, pussy… 999 1000 Naudia
Have you ever fucked someone up so bad, you start to hate who they have become? Yep, you guessed it, I have! To at least one person in my life that I am aware of. read more

Part #2, the verbal hiccup that never went away.

Part #2, the verbal hiccup that never went away. 957 718 Naudia
When I told my mother that I felt she verbally abused me as a child, she said “who me? The only thing wrong with your childhood was your sexuality!” read more

“Mom, That Pill Bottle Isn’t Corn!”

“Mom, That Pill Bottle Isn’t Corn!” 1000 667 Naudia
Have you ever watched a parent eat scissors like corn on the cob? I have. Have you seen a parent gum a pill bottle till the paper started coming off? I have. read more
Words have power

I’m the Facebook failure…

I’m the Facebook failure… 1000 666 Naudia
Or So My Mother Says read more

Have you ever saved someone’s life, and they get mad at you?

Have you ever saved someone’s life, and they get mad at you? 1000 631 Naudia
Have you ever come to the conclusion that you were going to lose someone you loved because they were going to do something to cause their life to end? I have… read more

Late Night Pot Epiphanies

Late Night Pot Epiphanies 1000 596 Naudia
Okay, so I vape pot. I do it at night for my sleep and because it makes me horny lol. I started about a year and a  half ago when Xander and I went to Vegas to get married. We enjoyed it enough to start doing it when we got home. read more

NO ONE puts baby in the corner!!!

NO ONE puts baby in the corner!!! 667 375 Naudia
Dirty Dancing is by far in my top 10 all-time favorite movies for sure. As I am sure a lot of girls are the same way. However, that line will forever be etched in my head, as I thought boy that must be what it is like to be in love! I was 6 or 7 when I thought this, so think just how impossible my standards were from a little kid and forward. read more

Coloring books, relax you? They saved my life

Coloring books, relax you? They saved my life 612 612 Naudia
Did you color as a kid? I did all the time. To the point that it molded me as a kid that way. I colored so much it feels like that was my favorite toy as a kid. I would think back to toys I had as a kid and they are very limited. read more
Money concept

Bitch, better have my money! $$$

Bitch, better have my money! $$$ 2000 1175 Naudia
So, let’s start again from the beginning. I wrote this like an almost full blog about this, saved it and when I came back to finish it, the blog was gone. So, from now on I will be writing all my blogs in word and not on the website itself and then I will just copy and paste over. Now back to the topic at hand. When you are a kid there are only a few times a year when you get excited to receive things. Here are some of them. read more
Stack of disposable paper mugs

The Bush Tower Of Piza

The Bush Tower Of Piza 1000 668 Naudia
“Hi, my name is Naudia, and my mother is an alcoholic.” “Hi Naudia” everyone says back in unison. My mother became an alcoholic when I was the age of 7/8. Her relationship of 13 years ended and she apparently couldn’t cope, so she started drinking and gambling. read more

Am I this mother fucking crazy or are people making me?

Am I this mother fucking crazy or are people making me? 667 1000 Naudia
I swear to the gods just fucking be considerate of other mother fucking people. Quit making me doubt mother fucking everything I do. I don’t deserve that shit. Ok ok, I’m sure you guys are all ten times confused right now. As am, I. Do you have common courtesy? read more

Hump Day and Couch Arms.

Hump Day and Couch Arms. 1000 667 Naudia
So this will be a fun story to tell. This my friends is the tale of how I got my first orgasm. As a young girl, I have always been somewhat sexually oriented. From looking at my grandpa’s playboy’s at like 5 ( See Blog ) to losing my virginity at the age of 14. ( Liars, Traitors, and Periods-Oh MY!) Why I am not sure, maybe something was just not wired right in me. My mother did smoke with me when she was pregnant, so it is possible. My husband’s Mom smoked with him and he was born with only one functional lung. read more

Mornings Are My Achilles Heel In Life, Relationships, And All Other Aspects.

Mornings Are My Achilles Heel In Life, Relationships, And All Other Aspects. 1000 667 Naudia
So, I have never really liked mornings for as long as I can remember. For multiple reasons as you will soon find out. I will give you some insight into how my dislike/hatred for mornings may come from. But also to show how it affects almost every aspect of my life. read more

Liars, Traitors, and Periods-Oh MY!

Liars, Traitors, and Periods-Oh MY! 1000 562 Naudia
Picture this Sicily 1942… Yes, I am A huge golden girls fan. But no picture the year is 1998 in a small city of North East Ohio. I as a 14-year-old teenager. Boobs were already a nice asset (Sometimes a curse.) and I have always had a kinda nicer butt. read more

You Are My Therapy

You Are My Therapy 1000 667 Naudia
I get to be a therapist as well as an artist quite frequently. I have not figured out why, but for as long as I can remember people have found comfort in confiding in their tattooer. This calls for a closer relationship with your clients, which in my case is both good and bad. read more

Life’s a bitch, and so am I, the nicest bitch you will ever meet!

Life’s a bitch, and so am I, the nicest bitch you will ever meet! 1000 468 Naudia
New here? Read this post first! read more