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April 2020

Hump Day and Couch Arms.

Hump Day and Couch Arms. 1000 667 Naudia
So this will be a fun story to tell. This my friends is the tale of how I got my first orgasm. As a young girl, I have always been somewhat sexually oriented. From looking at my grandpa’s playboy’s at like 5 ( See Blog ) to losing my virginity at the age of 14. ( Liars, Traitors, and Periods-Oh MY!) Why I am not sure, maybe something was just not wired right in me. My mother did smoke with me when she was pregnant, so it is possible. My husband’s Mom smoked with him and he was born with only one functional lung. read more

Depression and my 50 shades of fuckery.

Depression and my 50 shades of fuckery. 400 350 sfadmin
I have lived with depression for almost 21 years. Wow, that just blew my mind to think of, to be honest. Its something I will always have, the difference being that it can be managed with medication and taking care of yourself physically and mentally. I know I just sounded like a freaking commercial. read more
Alcoholic

Who is your mother?!?

Who is your mother?!? 1000 666 sfadmin
Who is your mother, I believe there is a child’s storybook about it. Although now that I think about it I believe it is “Where is my mother” lol I could title this either and it would still apply. read more

The Truck Driver, and Girl Scout Cookies.

The Truck Driver, and Girl Scout Cookies. 612 612 sfadmin
During My Second Time Around In 3rd Grade ( See Annnnnd The Domino Has Been Tipped Over ) I Spent That Year At My Grandparents. read more
Happy young people riding a roller coaster

“ You’re like a roller coaster of emotions”

“ You’re like a roller coaster of emotions” 1000 667 sfadmin
music is the soul and often the face of our moods. I am greatly affected by music, it has always been a large part of my life. I got my first stereo system at around 6 yrs old. It was huge and had a record player on top and a tape deck on the front. If I was in my room I always had music playing from that point on. read more

Annnnnd the domino has been tipped over….

Annnnnd the domino has been tipped over…. 1000 667 sfadmin
3rd grade was a super hard year for me as a kid. There is a lot of things that I believe in sculpted my personality/life. That was the year that my mother’s long-standing boyfriend/fiance left after 13 yrs they decided to call it quits. I was having a hard time in school, and very very much disliked my teacher, Mrs. Canyon. That was also the year my mom started drinking. read more

Mornings Are My Achilles Heel In Life, Relationships, And All Other Aspects.

Mornings Are My Achilles Heel In Life, Relationships, And All Other Aspects. 1000 667 Naudia
So, I have never really liked mornings for as long as I can remember. For multiple reasons as you will soon find out. I will give you some insight into how my dislike/hatred for mornings may come from. But also to show how it affects almost every aspect of my life. read more

My Boyfriends Used to come with backup plans.

My Boyfriends Used to come with backup plans. 1000 667 sfadmin
Ok, so the thing that you till learn is later in life I will learn that I am two-faced literally and physically. So, with that being said, I can not continue with the story. read more
Top view of friends legs and feet in sandals and boots standing in circle on asphalt road

Jellies & Jesus Sandals

Jellies & Jesus Sandals 1000 665 sfadmin
As a child, I was huge into the having to have what everyone else had. so whatever was the cool thing at the time. I wanted the name brand clothing, I wanted a pager, but not just any pager it had to be one of the ones I could customize.  read more